talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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