Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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