so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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