the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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