I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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