So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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