I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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