i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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