i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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