so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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