This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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