We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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