I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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