You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Randomize