I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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