if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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