TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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