Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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