I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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