i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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