I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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