windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
