Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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