Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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