But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
