turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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