i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I want her autograph on my taint
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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