perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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