awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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