I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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