Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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