doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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