She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dicks are not precious.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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