Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
one two three fourrrrnication!
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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