He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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