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youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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