Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Can Purell be used as lube?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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