So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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