i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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