So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently you make a good broom.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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