Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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