He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You have to summon your inner elephant
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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