you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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