pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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