Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
this will be a night to untag.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
This is the high leading the old right now
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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