Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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