glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize