NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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