Rock
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Fuck
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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