You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
