I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
