did you get engaged???
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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