dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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