I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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