Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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