Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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