look no pants
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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