So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
